Thursday, December 18, 2008

Children's Books You Will Never See

Someone sent this to me several years ago. Remember these are examples of books that DON'T exist, for obvious reasons.

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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